odins-one-eyed-fuck:

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

(via honey-sticks)

flyawaymax:

doritoed:

if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?

 ”i chlorofeel you man”

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repent:

personal blog. following back everyone!

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

(via david-booth)



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"Please waste your time on me."  - Six Word Story (via barbie-domination)

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officialunitedstates:

follow for more emergency tips

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up


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wennbergalexander:

Three years ago, the world lost an entire hockey team in an airplane crash. Three years ago, the heaven got many hockey playing angels. Rest in peace, angels.
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Student: Wow, okay, that's the last time I tell you a secret.

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via f0rcingsmiles)

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