if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
the only acceptable use for a ouija board
Some people call the Bruins the B’s but I call them the Baes
i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.